Crap for a Buck

I guess I never gave this one much thought, but if you’re going to have a $400 wedding cake (not that you’re going to spend $400 on a cake and then buy the topper at the dollar store, but I digress), you want the topper to represent you. But don’t you think it’s a teensy bit racist to only sell black cake toppers at the dollar store? What if I’m white trash, and I want to buy my wedding cake topper at the dollar store? I’m S.O.L.!

By the way, this is what a white trash wedding cake topper looks like: