Cholesterol Hair Conditioning Cream
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FIGHT CLUB SCREENPLAY, FIRST DRAFT
INT. The Dollar Store – DAY
Jack and Tyler, in trench coats, looking like death-warmed-over, wait as a BUYER fills out forms.
There are cans of “Cholesterol” hair conditioning cream on the counter. Jack looks like he’s half-expecting to get arrested. His hand is BANDAGED.
JACK (V.O.)
Tyler sold the hair conditioning cream to department stores at twenty bucks a can. God knows what they charged. How ironic. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

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is this made out of good or bad cholesterol? coz i’d like the option of having soft manageable hair for that day or eating french fries.
Comment by mina July 3, 2009 @ 2:20 am