Crap for a Buck


Cholesterol Hair Conditioning Cream
March 4, 2009, 6:06 pm
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FIGHT CLUB SCREENPLAY, FIRST DRAFT

INT. The Dollar Store – DAY

Jack and Tyler, in trench coats, looking like death-warmed-over, wait as a BUYER fills out forms.

There are cans of “Cholesterol” hair conditioning cream on the counter.  Jack looks like he’s half-expecting to get arrested. His hand is BANDAGED.

JACK (V.O.)
Tyler sold the hair conditioning cream to department stores at twenty bucks a can. God knows what they charged.  How ironic. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

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is this made out of good or bad cholesterol? coz i’d like the option of having soft manageable hair for that day or eating french fries.

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