King Oscar Expired Anchovies
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Prince Albert got fine tobacco and a legacy of can-related jokes. Queen Anne got chairs. Louis XIV got furniture too. Napoleon Bonaparte (that’s “Emperor Napoleon I” to you!) got a brandy, a complex and a forgettable running back. Even Archduke Ferdinand got a band named after him.
King Oscar II of Sweden got absolutely hosed. His legacy consists of a chain of sub-par motels in the meth capital of Western Washington and these expired anchovies from the dollar store. Bon appetit!
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