Trendy Looks Hooker-in-Training Gear
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I never want to have a daughter. Not in a world like this.
This is what passes for fashionable these days? When did it become okay for four-year-old girls to don sexessories that are nothing short of training wheels for a career in floozitry? Fake gold and zebra stripes/leopard spots? You might as well tattoo “prosti-tot” on her forehead, set her up with a pre-paid cell phone and introduce her to a stone-cold hustla named Zimo. This gear is so tacky, it makes Claire’s Accessories look like Cartier.
Call me paranoid, but nope…No daughters for me.
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With luck you will get twin girls! My fingers are crossed.
Comment by Kate January 27, 2009 @ 8:20 pmThis one made me LOL so bad.
Comment by Nikki February 15, 2009 @ 6:14 amjust think- with a “my first hooker kit” she can prepare to pay for her own college tuition! (at least that’s what dancers claim they’re doing.)
Comment by stuffjourneymemberslike February 17, 2009 @ 7:07 pmWell I AM an advocate of women’s independence…
Comment by EmDub February 17, 2009 @ 8:32 pmyeah, i wouldn’t have girls either or boys. sad to see grade school kids wearing lucite heels (aka stripper shoes). saw a 3rd grade kid with bleach yellow blond hair. kid’s original color is BLACK. WTF, who does that to their kid!
Comment by mina July 3, 2009 @ 3:09 am