Crap for a Buck

I could wax hilarious about how this is further proof that religion sells crap, or I could take a day off and just copy what’s printed on the back of the bottle:

“This rich lotion heals, soothes, and softens dry, rough skin. This unique blend of Myrrh and Aloe replicates the healing qualities of the treatment that was brought to care for Jesus’ body.”

So you’ll have no choice but to think of Jesus’ tortured, broken corpse as you find relief for your mildly irritated, dry elbows.

Oh, man. That is just hilarious, in a sad, sick way.
You have one of the funniest blogs out there…I love it!

Comment by shannon November 28, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

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