
I think I’ll have to amend my list of things to NOT buy at a dollar store to include “things that pierce your flesh.” But if you have to get that advice here, on Crap For a Buck, and not from your internal red flag factory, you have more to worry about than the potential of tetanus.
If you’re not a 10-year-old girl getting ready for a school Valentine’s Day dance or a second-rate humor blogger, you have NO business buying these, thinking about buying these, picking up the package in the store and trying to see how they work, asking the cashier if she knows how they work, getting a weird look from the cashier, or going back to my house to take them apart to see how they work. Because unless you’re a 10-year-old girl getting ready for a school Valentine’s Day dance or a second-rate humor blogger, that would be creepy.

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