Crap for a Buck

Golf Clubs Pop-a-Point Pencils

I like golf. I play golf. I want people to know that I play golf. I talk about golf constantly. I read golf magazines in public. I make golf jokes. My license plate frame says “I’d rather be golfing.” I have a golf lamp that I keep by the window. I order Arnold Palmers. I wear golf shirts, even when I’m not golfing. I pepper my speech with golf vernacular such as “par for the course” and “overshot the green.”

It was really bugging me that whenever I was writing something down, people didn’t know how much I enjoyed the game of golf. Thanks to these pencils, NO MORE!

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